right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we
probably aren't home
and it's safe to leave us a message.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons
is why we're not
here. So leave a message.
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if
you'll leave your
name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're
finished.
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the
phone right now,
because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya
likes doing it up and
down, and I like doing it left to right...real slowly. So
leave a message,
and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to
you.
Hi. Now you say something.
Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to
it instead. Wait for the beep.
Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave message, I call you
soon. If you leave
*sexy* message, I call sooner!
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his
refrigerator. Please
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself
with one of these
magnets.
Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine
just eloped with
her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say,
if you want
anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold
it up to the
phone.
This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic
thought-recording
device. After the tone, think about your name, your
reason for calling, and
a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about
returning your call.
Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't
like. Leave me a
message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone
right now. Leave a
message, and then wait by your phone until I call you
back.
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You
feel very sleepy
now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your
ability to resist
suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel
helplessly compelled to
leave your name, number, and a message.
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