My car ran out of gas on the way to work. I was pushing
it to a gas station and I got a stomach hernia and I have to go to the doctors.
I have a bit of a problem. I got the end of a Q-tip stuck
in my ear and have to go to the doctors to get it out.
I can't come to work today because the city is paving my
street and I can't get out.
I am sorry but I will be unable to come in to work today.
My agoraphobia (fear of leaving the house) is kicking in and I am afraid to
drive today.
Can't come in today, the springs on the garage door broke
and I can't get the car out cause the door won't open.
Sorry Boss I can't come into work today...my spirit guide
says work is for losers!
There has been an urgent family emergency, which I can't
talk about lest I endanger any innocent bystanders.
I can't come into work today because of eye trouble.... I
can't see working today.
I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my
previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-lax in addition
to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.
My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead and
we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her
eternal peace. One day should do it.
I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined
that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I have to arrange for
helicopter transportation.
I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
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