How many help-desk employees does it take to change a
light bulb? May I suggest you read the manual?
How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light
bulb? Oh, no! The bulb's out? Sell my GE stock NOW!!
How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Hey, buddy, if you keep buggin' me, I'm gonna rip you a new one!
How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None,
let her do the dishes in the dark.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light
bulb? Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner.
How many NASCAR drivers does it take to screw in a light
bulb? None, they can only go left.
How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light
bulb? Two. One to get an Evian, and one to call Daddy.
How many reference librarians does it take to change a
light bulb? I don't know, I'll have to check on that and get back to you.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light
bulb? Approximately 1.000000000000000000001.
How many dieters does it take to change a light bulb? If
it's "light", what could be better?
How many Blackberry users does it take to change a light
bulb? Farm.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
The bicycle's broken.
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five, one to change it and four to make the documentary about it.
How many prisoners does it take to change a light bulb?
How many packs of cigarettes will you give them?
How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.
How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two thirds.
How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.
How many chiropractors does it take to change a light
bulb? One, but it takes them three visits.
How many George Bushes does it take to change a light
bulb? Well, first of all, the light bulb did nothing wrong. Why do you hate
freedom?
How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb?
Juan.
How many jewish mothers does it take to change a light
bulb? Don't worry, I'll just sit here in the dark.
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb? Six. Why? IT JUST DOES, OKAY??!!
How many statisticians does it take to change a light
bulb? 1.67
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