Friday, 7 June 2013

Rules for men - Page 2

You're wrong.

You're sorry.

She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.

Ditto for your discourse on wrestling.

Ditto for your ability to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound.

"Will you marry me?" is good. "Let's shack up together" is bad.

Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.

Don't assume PMS doesn't exist.

No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.

"But, we kiss..." is not justification for using her toothbrush. You don't clean plaque with your tongue.

Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.

Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive.

Pick her up at the airport. Don't whine about it, just do it.

If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.

Don't tell her you love her if you don't.

Tell her you love her if you do. Often.

Always, always suck up to her brother.

Think boxers.

Silk boxers.

Remember Valentine's Day, and any "anniversary" she so names.

Don't try to change the way she dresses.

Her haircut is never bad.

Don't let your friends pick on her.

Call... and call again.